Facebook Status ADD 

The term that refers to the inability to find a good Facebook status and there for reposting one every few minutes or even seconds.

"Did you see Ryan's status?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"He had Facebook Status ADD"

Facebook Status ADD by rush2010 April 11, 2010

facebook status whore 

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

facebook status whore by soapy pickle November 4, 2013

Subliminal Facebook status 

Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.

I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."

Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"

Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"

Subliminal Facebook status by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011

Inane Facebook Status Update

Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests

Inane Facebook Status Updates:

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.

I'm so tired

I'm bored

I'm so lame

Inane Facebook Status Update by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010

Bipolar Facebook Status maker 

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.

Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....

Bipolar Facebook Status maker by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011

Naked Facebook Status 

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

Naked Facebook Status by glennettbennett November 24, 2011

Facebook Idol Status 

After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.

Facebook Idol Statuses

Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!

Facebook Idol Status by kateeeee! May 20, 2009