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v. ewinged, ewinging, ewings

v.tr
1. to cause (eg. a party) to split into two sub-parties, due to mutual incompatibility between the guests.

v.intr
2. (of a party) to split into two sub-parties

Background:

Named after John Ewing, legend in several fields, whose flatwarming party was the first to display this trait, after half of the guests decamped to the kitchen on the arrival of several of his classmates from university.
"The party really ewinged after those twunts arrived."
"Oh dear, we've ewinged this party."
ewing by Dave Murris November 21, 2004
a loser; one who hates people who do drugs/drink alcohol
"Man, he's such a Ewing"
"Yeah dude, he just punched that drunk 15 year old"
"hahaha.....ewing."
Ewing by BigBoyNumberTwo April 1, 2009
An extremely terrible town located in west-central New Jersey. The town is home to a failing educational system and a large amount of drugs and idiots. Ewing is most know for nothing, as it fucking sucks. Ewing was at one time a nice town, since then Ewing has turned into a disgusting Ghetto, being over run by gangsters from Trenton.
Guy1: Man, Ewing sucks i cant wait to get out of this place.

Guy2: I know man, this place blows.
Ewing by Bacon fun January 18, 2011

Gary Ewing

The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.
"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.
Gary Ewing by Chris Ewing August 25, 2005

Sydni Ewing 

The sweetest girl you'll meet. Funny and smart as hell. A ball of sunshine. Sees the good in everyone. Is a bad bitch.
Girl 1: Ever heard of Sydni Ewing

Girl 2: Oh yeah, she's such a sweetheart
The act of having a Female or male lubricating (generally using spit and saliva from the mouth) the palm of there hand and then jerking there partner or ones self off, the effect of this is to simulate the wetness of being up inside a vagina. Named after Patrick Ewing (N.Y. Knicks legendary center) who would be drenched like a slip n slide after a game.
A.K.A Wet palm sex.
Hey baby, if we cant have sex tonight why don't you give me a Ewing??

Wow i just tried giving myself a Ewing and it feels better then the way i usually masturbate!!

Brenda really lubed up her hand with spit and jerked me off last night it felt like i was inside her pussy..... she told me it's called a Ewing!?!?!
Ewing by edub923 September 14, 2010