Testicular Epilepsy 

Occurs when your testicular region, or ballsack, suddenly has an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. This form of epilepsy is more common in males...

Kaitlyn: "What the hell is going on in that guy's pants?!"
Randall: "Oh, that's just Testicular Epilepsy."

Testicular Epilepsy by Reptar9000 September 18, 2010

Penile Epilepsy

The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.

Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."

Penile Epilepsy by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Retail Epilepsy 

The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.

#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."

#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."

Retail Epilepsy by barec2 December 23, 2011

bitch you got epilepsy 

Something you say when someone laughs and it looks like they are having a seizure.

Bitch you got epilepsy. I’m convinced by the way you laugh

bitch you got epilepsy by KFCgoBRRR May 26, 2021

emotional epilepsy 

When several powerful and sometimes negative emotions appear simultaneously and cause a cognitive meltdown. The person usually acts harshly as a result or sometimes simply shuts down for a time as a result.

He told her she looked nice today but she immediately thought of all the men who had been abusive to her so her emotional epilepsy caused a strange reaction because she spit on him.

emotional epilepsy by itkillz July 25, 2017

jack-o-lantern epilepsy 

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

jack-o-lantern epilepsy by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

Epilepsick 

When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"

When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"

(To their philosophy teacher): "Sorry, I can't come in today - I'm too epilepsick."

Epilepsick by epileptichamster December 7, 2020