Butthole Embargo 

When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.

The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.

Butthole Embargo by Bungholiocious March 18, 2010

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

spam purse embargo by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

text embargo 

The term for refusing to text someone or reply to someone's texts.

Prohibit someone's texts; restraining from texting someone.

"Jon hasn't texted me all day. He won't reply to any I send."
"Oh, that's because he imposed a text embargo on you."

text embargo by Ch-LCD May 7, 2010

cock embargo

When an individual refuses receiving penis in any shape, way, or form.

Girl #1: "Are you going to hook-up with that guy tonight?
Girl #2: "No. The cock embargo is still in effect."

cock embargo by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

social embargo 

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.

"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."

social embargo by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017

penis embargo 

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

penis embargo by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

trade embargo 

To prohibit ones friends from engaging in sexual conduct with a previous partner.

"Dude she's under a trade embargo, you can't go there!"

trade embargo by Micro_P January 27, 2012