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drought regret 

When somebody broke it off with a girlfriend/boyfriend, and cannot get any action in their new single life. So, they go crawling back to the girlfriend/boyfriend they broke it off with in the first place.
Logan broke up with Mary to have more freedom, but while single Logan couldn't get any girl to have sex with him. Logan's drought regret caused him to go back to Mary, so he could have sex again.
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drought trout

the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.
"i wanted payback on pete for owning me last saturday so i gave him a drought trout"

drought pout 

When your mouth is so dry from partying and drinking that your checks suck in causing you to pout. Usually preceded by cotton mouth.
Look at that guys drought pout! He needs some water!

Drought Goggles 

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

Drought Season 

A period of time in which the supply of drugs in town is low.
"Eyo let's go get some weed."
"It's drought season fool all the plugs be dry."
Drought Season by Edanzback May 26, 2022

Drought-hibernized

When a soil has been deprived of water for a mega-amount of time, it goes into quiescence and becomes what is known as drought-hibernized
"The first rain has arrived and is bunker-bombing itself into the drought-hibernized ground."

The Drexel Drought 

The time period roughly from mid-August to mid-September where everyone except Drexel students are away at college.
September 1st: All my friends already left for college two weeks ago! I have nobody to hang out with now? Fuck the Drexel Drought!
The Drexel Drought by DaddyFry September 14, 2019