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Double Whammy 

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.
Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.
Double Whammy by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020
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double whammy 

hitting someone in the face hard with both nuts, usually causes significant pain to the attacker
My teacher flunked me so I gave her a double whammy. Fuck my balls hurt
double whammy by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

Double Whammy 

A double whammy is two or more girls with lesbian tendencys who express their homosexual needs by hooking up with the same guy at the same time. these girls are most likely to be thought of as best friends and hipster whores that no one likes. a double whammy usually is attracted to the jock but only usually gets desperate losers, and other non significant beings.
guy: hook up with me, both of you. * being ironic*
double whammys: sure *serious*

double whammy 

The grabbing of both of a female's breasts or ass cheeks at the same time.
I just gave Lizzy a double whammy!
double whammy by Shaggy January 1, 2004

Double Whammy 

To stand in front of a mirror in a room with the door ajar while masterbating, in the hope that some one will see you and your reflection.
When my room mates are home I like to double whammy.

I was walking through the hallway and caught my son double whammying.

I caught my cocksword in a double whammy. The todd is up, the todd is good.
Double Whammy by Toddenhiemer February 4, 2010

Double Whammy 

When she gets it in the front and the back.
Man #1 "Shit! Did u here about Lisa, she got a double whammy last night!"
Man #2 "Hell ya! I was in the back..."
Double Whammy by iamblank..... July 31, 2018

double whammy 

A guy having anal intercourse with two other guys, both giving and recieving.
Warren, would you do a double whammy if it meant that you can have sex with Marianne afterwards?
double whammy by sicvic March 22, 2004