dispatch 

possibly the greatest band to have ever walked this earth. pete francis heimbold, (repete) chad urmston (chetro) and brad corrigan (braddigan)

dispatch is better than you

dispatch by catherine March 22, 2005

Dispatcher 

One who dispatches calls. Usually has a tough look and takes no B.S. from no one. The captain of the ship, if you will. The one in charge.

Man, that Tim guy is so bad ass. He should be our dispatcher for the evening.

Dispatcher by 17willienilly9 January 22, 2009

dispatch_official_real1 

A tiktok account that is more popular than Barley D'inosaur. In which exposes idols and celebrities and a sexy motherfucker.

dispatch_official_real1 is hot

dispatch_official_real1 by t0esuck3r January 9, 2021

dispatch 

a) to answer 911 calls by sending police units... (dispatcher)
b) to put to death, kill

if you dont leave this premises, I'll dispatch you with extreme prejudice

dispatch by FRANK March 28, 2005

Dispatchers burque 

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

Dispatchers burque by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019

Dispatchuous

To be dispatchuous means to be the "Holy Grail" of dispatchers. Other dispatchers fall to their knees in the presence of someone Dispatchuous!

Someone who is dispatchuous is one who essentially knows everything.

Did you see the way she handled that call? Wow...Carrie is dispatchuous!

Dispatchuous by carrista July 5, 2010

Dispatch 

Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.

sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch?

sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!

Dispatch by theschitzer September 7, 2007