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Discount Slice 

A woman a man will typically only go for when hard on his luck or extremely intoxicated.
Man, last night I was so desperate I went for the discount slice.
Discount Slice by Late Young May 13, 2006

Discount Barber

Fuckinell, look at the size of that hole. Your a discount barber my son.
Discount Barber by ironrat January 18, 2010

discount oranges 

Yo maaaaan you got some of those discount oranges
discount oranges by Theoofman October 5, 2017

Discount Double Text 

When you text some one twice before you receive a response to the first text.
"Dan you Discount Double texted Joe Johnson last night"
Discount Double Text by Poe@113 September 5, 2012

Discount Double Check 

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker
Discount Double Check by Mr VGA January 8, 2012

Discount Nigger 

When a black athlete gets in trouble and then gets hired back by the NFL at a reduced rate, due to his felony convictions.
I know Michael Vick is a good athlete, but we can hire that discount nigger for a lot less now since he has felony convictions.
Discount Nigger by nothardatwork August 14, 2009