discordian 

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

discordian by discordian December 21, 2003

disturding 

Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.

I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.

disturding by messedupzero September 27, 2008

Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

Discordianism by Devonous September 21, 2006

discofinger 

The act of dancing with one finger (generally the index finger) extended. Can be done with one or both hands.

Discofinger has existed as long as mankind; in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics we see the pharaohs, digits extended in exaltation of what can only be described as the precursors of pop.

The are many variations on the current discofinger--arm-pumping, twirling, the doorbell--and possible adaptations are still being discovered to this day.

While the rest of the crowd engaged in the ubiquitous "rock fist," Benway stood out from the crowd with his enthusiastic discofinger, thus showing his appreciation of the tunage.

discofinger by Disco Finger October 1, 2007

discordia 

Discordia means discord in Latin and is also the Roman name for the goddess of chaos, strife, and discord (hence the name) She is also known as Eris or Strife and originated from Greek mythology.

Discordia will you come over here and help me?

discordia by Death-Life August 14, 2017

disordinary

The feeling of dismantled, disrupted, and mildly disorientated but somewhat still ordinary.

She may appear ordinary to the public but her disrupted mind state is deeply dismantled leaving her somewhat disordinary.

disordinary by Ghettosmurf1234 October 2, 2019

Discordia 

THIS DEFINITION IS WRONG. Unless it isn't.
Discordia cannot be defined unless it can which it might be able to be. If you understand this definition than you are a discordian, unless you are not in which case you may yet be. Discordians are those who seek to create unless that is wrong in which case it could be anything but not nothing unless it is nothing.
YOU ARE WRONG (if and unless you aren't).

This Principia Discordia is a load of Horse Shit!

Discordia by Devonous September 21, 2006