urban delay 

When Urban Dictionary does not have a word of the day in a timely fashion.

Adam: Dude it's 6:01 PM and there's still no new word of the day.

Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.

urban delay by Jeksrasmeme March 28, 2011

2 hour delay 

It is when school gets delayed and starts 2 hours late. Kids love it and parents hate it. Causes can be fog, ice, and snow. More common in the northern U.S. but not unheard of in the Southern U.S.

I'm sleeping in today its a 2 hour delay.

Maybe if it keeps snowing the 2 hour delay will turn into a snowday

2 hour delay by Distance4life February 13, 2010

delasia 

Delasia is the most baddest,prettiest,coolest,funniest,chill girl you can know,she got anger problems,but she's funny when she's mad,and she is a really bad bitch.

Delasia is a very pretty girl.

delasia by Lasiagotdaxannies March 13, 2017

deaysia 

A boss ass bitch who don't give 2 fucks about what people say. Don't like fake people and smexy

Deaysia is a boss ass bitch

deaysia by Littgirl20 June 18, 2018

cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.

1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.

cum delay by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010

Tower delay simulator 

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

Tower delay simulator by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

delayed gratification 

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.

Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

delayed gratification by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013