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Cupboard Rat 

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...

Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
Cupboard Rat by BootsTheKitten December 2, 2010

cupboard hag 

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents
the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
cupboard hag by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015

Cupboard Monger 

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.
hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus
Cupboard Monger by Folesy May 30, 2018

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.
You're such a cupboard handle 🙄
Cupboard handle by Jesta95 May 25, 2023

cupboard-climber 

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room
Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber