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cory severance

A disease which encompassing specific Homo sapiens, with the addressing of Cory Severance, with the insatiable urge to constantly be in a state of consumption. Or to be in competition with localized planetary systems for gravitational dominance.
Oh man, that Cory Severance sure is a fat piece of shit

Who would have guessed he would have turned out ti be such a Cory Severance? Constantly eating everything
cory severance by ;;laksdjf;lkasdjf December 11, 2016
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corey seager 

the most cutest person and MLB player EVER
I’ve never met a cuter person than corey seager
corey seager by DodgerLover November 9, 2019

corey sparks 

corey sparks by Huge B March 12, 2020

Corey Smith 

To drown, originating from former Detroit Lion Corey Smith who's boat capsized and was drowned out at sea
Make sure the kids are wearing life jackets, we don't want them to Corey Smith in the pool!
Corey Smith by Nick Saban March 3, 2009

corey schwarz 

An ugly kid with no talent whatsoever. He has a small penis, no friends, and an ugly imaginative girlfriend. The biggest flamer known to man Also known as Porker
Man that kid is so gay..he must be corey schwarz
corey schwarz by nschwarz May 6, 2009

corey shepard 

The greatest man to ever walk this earth so kind hearted and an amazing guy that's also an asshole but one with a big heart.
Girl: Corey Shepard is such an ass

Girls friend: but he's so fine and he means well.
Girl: yeah he is and I know he's just looking out for me.
corey shepard by Crazed711 January 26, 2017

Cory Stearns 

Cory Stearns is probably the best human species ever created. Here are a few reasons why. His look are unique, including a lil soul patch and beatiful adorable teeth that are so great that one could just pull them out and wear them as a necklace. His is skinny, but trying to bulk up for his girl, even though he dont have to. Cory's hair has been many lengths, but it is best when its a few inches shorter than semi pictures. his eyes are a foresty green, like the coldplay song. he is the best drummer in the school district and has a band with metalcore music. his passion for his woman and music is beyond this planet.. his humor is refreshingly witty and although his girlfriend is funnier, he can make her smile any day. his wardrobe is skaterish, but recently has turned more contemporary. cory has a big heart, which i think is the most important thing of all. he has tons of patience, and always is calm, if he isnt freaking out about thinking that his girlfriend is mad at him, which she could never be mad at him. this kid has potential. i know he'll make it. look out world <3 here comes the little drummer boy!
I love Cory Stearns will all my heart.
Cory Stearns by srtnsrtns January 18, 2011