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corduroy gifts 

Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon
Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .
corduroy gifts by Radfrad February 5, 2018

corduroy rips 

Going fast and ripping through the corduroy-like snow while skiing/snowboarding.
“Yo Brock! You wanna hit the back bowls for some corduroy rips later today?”
corduroy rips by Dirty_dale100 January 13, 2021

corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag

A particularly vicious sex act where one person vigorously rubs their facial stubble up and down their partner's back, creating parallel red lines of irritation that resemble the wales of a corduroy jacket.

The act is only considered complete when a specific spot, usually the lower back or a shoulder blade, is rubbed completely raw into a single, bright red patch—the "Levi’s tag."
Dude, I had to wear a turtleneck to work. Stacy gave me a full corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag last night and my back looks like a scratched-up vinyl record.

Red corduroy trousers

Either:

(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas

or

(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.

In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.

The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.

The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?

wearing the corduroy 

When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.
Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.

The Corduroy King

The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, he also is the owner of the komodo dragons
The corduroy king must be obeyed by all