CooderBob 

A broad term for a handsome man who happens to be a stupid, hillbilly redneck racist who can't read and wields a chainsaw.

When yoyre illiterate and science confuses you, don't use a chainsaw. You'll be accused of being a stupid CooderBob.

Heidi- "Who is that handsome man with the chainsaw?"

Tim- "Don't be fooled! It's a CooderBob!"

CooderBob by Shallow People Directory November 20, 2020

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

zip your soup-cooler 

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.

1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."

zip your soup-cooler by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006

Coolerator 

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale

Coolerator by urbanonymous November 7, 2013

coolex 

When your friend Alex is being too cool, refer to him as Coolex, so everyone knows that he's the coolest kid around

"Alex, you have so many followers on instagram!"
"Well they don't call me Coolex for nothing"

coolex by tomr_willie May 3, 2019

cooley 

The art of having others pay for a lifestyle and personal expenses, with no outlay of ones own cash.

Although Sarah was flush with cash,she preffered to cooley
her share of the cruise cost.

cooley by upnsmoke March 9, 2009

Montgomery Cooler

The Montgomery Cooler is when you have 2 partners one layinen on the ground and one standinen over

And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes

"Hey Aleb come give me a Montgomery Cooler GEKGEKGEKGEK"

"no"

Montgomery Cooler by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023