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contact stress 

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.
Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.
contact stress by causticguy December 17, 2015

contact hangover 

State of stupidity, mild headache, confusion and general malaise attendant on having a hangover, based on proximity to a hungover person, rather than the actual fun of drinking the day before.
1) Got a contact hangover from Suji and was worthless at doing work for the rest of the day.

2) Would remedies for contact hangover include greasy food and hair of the dog? Worth a try...
contact hangover by Ara. S. May 2, 2009

contact depression

talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed
melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.

everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP

contact counselling 

An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."

Contact Fun 

When a person who is around people who are having a really good time, but they're sitting and watching doing nothing brags about how much fun something is.
Kato: So I got a text from Ruby saying how much fun she had last night....
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?
Contact Fun by xxfishnetsxx September 29, 2009

contact drunk 

being in contact someone or someones who have had too much to drink and start feeling drunk without physically drinking alcohol or beer.
i made out with these two drunk guys and i think they got me contact drunk.