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cloud computing 

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them
Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.
cloud computing by terababy March 21, 2009

computerilliteraphobia 

n. the fear of not having the knowledge needed to read or write computer terminology or how to apply it to specific work; adj. a description of behavior associated with the fear of not knowing how to use computer language in daily computer activities. First used by J.N. on November 5,2009, an inspirational, motivational sister.
Geek want-to-be's have sometimes been diagnosed with computerilliteraphobia as they often have the inability to read or write computer language.

Computing 

Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...
You are not computing are you...?
Computing by KaliKrystal February 28, 2011

Quantum Computing

Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms or nuclei that allow them to work together as quantum bits commonly known as qubits is reffred as quantum computing.
Quantum Computing; Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms

compuversing 

Having an ongoing "conversation" with someone on the computer.
Hey Curt, I have enjoyed compuversing with you and catching up on old times.
compuversing by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008

Computerism

The act of being against/hating a person for the simple fact of one person owning an different operating system. This mayeb attributed to the "fanboys" of different brands of computers such as Mac fanboys hating Windows owners.
Mac Fanboy: Hello what operating system do you have?
Windows user: I have Windows Vista.
Mac Fanboy: Im sorry but i dont think we hang in the same social circles.
Windows User: u believe in computerism?
Mac fanboy: I sure do. Windows is obsolete switch or suffer.
Windows user: No.
*parts ways*
Computerism by Daswani.1 February 15, 2010