clue hug 

A hug given to a detective as a reward for finding a clue. Typically an awkward gesture, usually given by a psychotic fan. Clue hugs are not to be given when the detective is summing up the crime.

(After finding a clue, Marci approaches Monk with her arms open.)
Monk: What are you doing?
Marci: Clue hug!

clue hug by jrg2222 March 10, 2008

clue goo 

(n.) The product of having a raging clue.

"I almost shot clue goo all over Joe."

clue goo by King ReMO October 12, 2006

Clue Master 

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

Clue Master by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009

clue by four 

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

clue by four by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004

Clue-Brick 

When a person really needs to get a clue, but he is so dense and/or stubborn that the only way he would get it (i.e. comprehend) is if the clue was launched directly at his head via a brick.

"It doesn't matter how much you argue with that guy, he's such a Neanderthal it would take a clue-brick to even get through to him. DUH!!"

Clue-Brick by Kal El's Clone September 30, 2012

clue-by-four 

A device that is commonly used to give someone a clue. Named as such for its appearance, which is oddly similar to a two-by-four.

That little idiot got my machine infected with a load of spyware, so I whacked him with a clue-by-four.

clue-by-four by (>O_O)> August 4, 2005

clue-goo 

Semen (based on an episode of South Park season 10 episode 3) when the Hardly Brothers went to a 9/11 Conspiracy Party and they had raging "clues" (or evidence) to their mysteries through clues from erections.

"My clue was so strong that I almost squirted clue-goo all over Frank."

clue-goo by Chris and Suny October 12, 2006