little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”
Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’
Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!