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One who prangs in ALZs
That Papi? He’s a real chuffer
Chuffer by Lion king 69 September 18, 2020
One who vapes often and in large quantities
Bryan is a chuffer, he has a new nord 2
Chuffer by Carbonvanguard May 26, 2021

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

nob-chuffer 

He's such a nob-chuffer.
nob-chuffer by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

Little Chuffer

little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”
Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’
Little Chuffer by OllyMursFan79 August 2, 2018

knob chuffer 

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.
Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!
knob chuffer by SarahJane March 3, 2004