Yesterday's chili

One's vulva or vagina

"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."

Yesterday's chili by Taffy Esterhaus November 23, 2016

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Ben's Chili Bowels

n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.

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Ben's Chili Bowels by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009

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Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

Grandma's Chili by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018

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Tex's Chili Dogs

Tex's Chili Dogs is a popular term in Central Wisconsin. Involves placing penis in hot dog bun, having someone defacate on it, and placing it a mouth.

I got myself a Tex's Chili Dogs, now my breath smells like shit.

Tex's Chili Dogs by Paul Evans August 28, 2008