Calcium's Demotion Day 

Calcium's Demotion Day (CCD for short) is on May 6th, the day Calcium was demoted from the Sirius Discord server.

It is celebrated every May 6th as it brings joy to everyone.

"hey you celebrating Calcium's Demotion Day tomorrow?"

"Of course"

Calcium's Demotion Day by ILoveDoggos May 6, 2023

calcium dust 

What the human skin is made of

Calcium dust? Oh no. The team didn’t abandon the space station, they were, disintegrated.

calcium dust by Prof.gamer February 16, 2018

Calcium tarantula

L RIZZ

CALCIUM TARANTULA IS L RIZZ

Calcium tarantula by COOL MAAAAAAAAN December 1, 2022

Calcium Pirate 

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

Calcium Pirate by Majorfail June 18, 2009

calcium kid 

A kid called Andrew Duff from scotland who drinks too much fucking milk.

Fuck its the calcium kid, hes gonna kick our asses with his super strong bones

calcium kid by xXx February 16, 2005

Calcium's Execution Day 

2 days after Calcium's Demotion Day, He was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by hanging.

The date of the execution was May 8th 2023 and will be celebrated as a national holiday.

Have you seen Calcium's Execution Day?

Yea it was brutal but he deserved being hanged

Calcium's Execution Day by ILoveDoggos May 8, 2023

Calcium Cannons 

Cancer big boobs

Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants

Calcium Cannons by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022