Brown Bear tipper 

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

Brown Bear tipper by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Brown-bear it 

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

Brown-bear it by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008

Brown Bear, Golden Shower 

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.

Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.

Brown Bear, Golden Shower by TJamie January 5, 2012

Brown bear clan 

Like Eskimo brothers (men having sex with the same female, share an igloo), "cave clan" members have had anal sex with the same female, i. E. been in the same dark hole.

Dude1: That girl ladt night had aunt Flo visiting, do she let me tap the balloon hole.

Dude2: Same with me a few months ago. She was ragging so she let me in through the backdoor. Guess we part of the same brown bear clan now.

Brown bear clan by CO2 June 28, 2020

Let the brown bear out of the cave. 

The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.

I will be in the bathroom for a while, I need to go let the brown bear out of the cave.

Let the brown bear out of the cave. by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

Does a brown bear shit in the woods? 

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

Does a brown bear shit in the woods? by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

Russian Brown Bear 

A guy goes down on a girl (performing oral sex on her) while she takes a shit on the toilet. This is the girl version of a blumpkin.

I heard Blanche got a Russian Brown Bear, that dirty slut!

Russian Brown Bear by PaisleyRoseVosberg December 9, 2008