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Brisbane 

Brisbane
When something isn’t bad, but also isn’t particularly good .. it’s just… Brisbane. Solid. Standard. Not remarkable, not offensive. Slightly interesting in how perfectly average it is. The kind of thing that doesn’t rock the boat, but does exactly what it’s meant to. Mid. Dependable. Background music. Toast with butter. The vanilla slice of experiences.
“I tried the new café. The coffee was very Brisbane.”
“The movie wasn’t bad… not good either. Kinda Brisbane, y’know?
“She gave me this Brisbane reply: ‘Yeah, okay, sounds good.”
“My day was Brisbane. Woke up, did stuff, now I’m here.”
Brisbane by Dreamtide August 4, 2025
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Brisbane Snack Pack 

Famous in Brisbane and similar to the potato chip, the Brisbane Snack Pack is a sexual act, at the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out both barbecue and sweet chilli sauce, and proceeds to create a 'snack pack' on the females tits. This can either be consumed straight away, or left to dry if she is not yet hungry. Can also be combined with the strawberry milkshake for a well rounded meal.
Paul: Yo John, why you limpin?
John: I just gave Jenny a surprise Brisbane Snack Pack and she kicked me in the nuts.

brisbane lions 

The best AFL team in modern history and have 3 in a row premierships (01,02,03)
Why watch Brisbane's gonna win anyway
brisbane lions by eziey September 25, 2004

Brisbane Broncos 

The greatest rugby league team the world has ever seen!!!
PERSON 1: who smashed the Bulldogs 72 -0

PERSON 2: Must have been the Brisbane Broncos
Brisbane Broncos by nour eldine September 15, 2009

Brisbane Broncos 

The biggest cheating fucks in the Australian nrl.
Me watch the NRL: fucking bullshit that was a fucking try
Fucking bullshit cheating Brisbane Broncos favoring ref.
Brisbane Broncos by Dravion September 2, 2018

brisbane butt buster 

the act of having a woman defecate on a man's penis and then continue with vaginal intercourse.
mikey accidently sliped his dick into lindsey's ass, she shat on his dick. not knowing what she was doing she offered to brisbane butt buster, and he fucked her with his shit covered cock.
brisbane butt buster by lickthetip October 17, 2009

Brisbane Broncos 

The most successful team in the NRL since their introduction in 1988. They have won 6 premierships and 4 minor premierships. They have qualified for the final series every year since 1991.
Guy 1: Oi brah, did the Brisbane Broncos make the finals this year.
Guy 2: Check the calendar fucktard. It's not before 1991.
Brisbane Broncos by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009