Bonjour 

Bonjour is "hello" in french, and dont be confused with bonsoir, bonsoir is French for "Good Evening."

French Guy: "Bonjour, How much French do you know, Evan"
Evan: "It's not the evening."
French Guy: "Bonjour mean Hello in French, Bonsoir is Good Evening in French."

Bonjour by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY November 27, 2023

Bonjour Johnson

Former teammate of #1 12 year-old in the nation Demekquatre. Now has beef with him.

Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.

Bonjour Johnson by seditious libel April 30, 2023

Bonjour Joli

French for Hello lovely.

Boy:Bonjour Joli
Girl:Bonjour!

Bonjour Joli by Kailya February 2, 2008

Bonjour jsjstsgwofhshaldjdnbxhswo 

Good morning male specie can we bang?

Bonjour jsjstsgwofhshaldjdnbxhswo desmond

Bonjour jsjstsgwofhshaldjdnbxhswo by Savvy32 September 27, 2020

Bonjour-Ho! 

A controversial holiday greeting suggested by Bloc Québécois to avoid using Bonjour-Hi.

Store employee: "Bonjour-Ho! Comment puis-je vous aider?"
Customer: What did you just call me?

Bonjour-Ho! by RobloxDude March 30, 2021

Dirty Bonjour 

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

Dirty Bonjour by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

oui oui bonjour coco 

a way to say "hi! Ily and you're the best person in the world" platonically to someone named coco
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)

person 1: oui oui bonjour coco!

someone named coco: oh thank you <3

oui oui bonjour coco by ghosty vey October 20, 2021