Batista 

A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.

Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.

Batista by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

batista 

A large tattooed neanderthal who likes to smash things.

Batista SMASH!!

batista by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003

Batista 

A cutie pie who is so cute and sexy and an great wrsetler. And hes the best body i have ever seen!

Batista is soooo cute just look at that body!

Batista by Amy April 7, 2005

Batista 

A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.

Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.

Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.

Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury

God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.

2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.

Batista by realtakerv2 December 9, 2008

Batista 

One who jacks of to gay porn and thinks of his mother while jerking

Look at that batista over there! Its watching gay porn!

Batista by Monolithic_Juggernaut January 21, 2008

Batista 

This is the name of cute, funny and adorable Guy. This guy is known for having the prettiest eyes ever bro is a chick magnet. Fun fact he's always surrounded by girls and every girl literally wants to date him..

"Omg..Batista is such a hottie!!", said Stephanie.
Laura whined," I wished my boyfriend was a Batista!"
"Batista get your pretty face in the CAR!"

Batista by SaltnVinegar October 11, 2023

Batista 

See definition for the word "steroids".

That Batista, he uses steroids.

Batista by bastion booger August 25, 2005