Dick Balled

When someone does something extremely unnecessary, at the most unnecessary time....

Lets say Charles is driving, and gets cut off for no absolute reason...

Charles: "I just got fucking Dick Balled!"

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balled him up

'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him'

I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car.

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Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

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Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.

We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.

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The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

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ballied up refers to balaclavers hates ski masks ect.

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The ultimate Dirtbag, one who leaves cups over turned, and puts apple cores in the couch.

dude, did you see that, she just put her apple core in the couch... yeah she's such a baliebag

baliebag by alecxkk September 5, 2010

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