Authority boner 

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth

When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

Authority boner by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017

Authority Zero 

An awesome punk rock band from Arizona that combines political punk rock with reggae and spanish music to create a sound like no other band. Their CD Andiamo is great and anyone who listens to punk rock should buy it. Trust me, if you buy it, you won't be disappointed.

Authority Zero is an excellent band with a unique sound.

Authority Zero by punk person February 8, 2005

Authority Zero 

Best fucking punk band out there. They're mostly punk but combine some reggae and ska. They're basically one part Sublime and one part Pennywise. They have a lot of Spanish and Portuguese influences in their music too and they have lyrics in both of these languages.

It pisses me off that so few people actually know who they are, even though they released two CDs with a major label (Lava). Buy/download their shit ASAP. I can't really pick a favorite song since they're all good, but try downloading "Lying Awake." When the lead singer was asked about mp3's, he said "i think it's rad" so don't feel guilty about it.

Authority Zero is a band from Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth, Solar System, some galaxy

Authority Zero by AZholic March 16, 2005

authority zero 

The greatest punk band in the world! They are amazing live and never disappoint the masses of people who go to their shows. They sound like a mix between Sublime and Offspring, and their acoustic album "Rythm and Booze" is the best. They are a local AZ band, the shows stay small and intimate so that the real fans can enjoy. Im somewhat glad that they are not a commercial band, and would love for them to stay somewhat underground...A Passage In Time is best CD! Jason Devore, the lead singer also has a solo album out that kicks ass!

Authority Zero never disappoints

authority zero by AshDot August 30, 2006

authority finger 

What an uptight angry person points at you, usually the index finger, but could be another finger, if the pointer finger has been amputated...

I know you are angry with me dear, but please refrain from pointing your authority finger at me...

authority finger by king4aday1976 October 10, 2010

authority spit 

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

authority spit by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD) by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010