Athletic Banquet 

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

Athletic Banquet by alla gomma June 4, 2020

athletic scholarship

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.

athletic scholarship by Ginormous D May 7, 2011

Athletic Fat

- The Opposite of the clothing style Athletic Fit and applied as when someone, as in a guy, is out of shape or fat, yet is still very skilled and prolific, when it comes to athletic endeavours such as Softball, Darts, Flag Football, Ultimate Frisbee, or Foosball.

Friend One: Did you see Roy at the Softball Game last night?
Friend Two: Fat Roy?
Friend One: Yeah, for a fat guy, Roy hit 3 Homeruns and made a great play at First Base.
Friend Two: That's because he is Athletic Fat.

Athletic Fat by cosmo262 July 24, 2010

Athletic Teabagging 

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.

Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.

Athletic Teabagging by Tie Fan July 31, 2010

Athletic Kid 

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.

Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)

Athletic Kid by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020

athletic and toned 

A body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. If they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting "a few extra pounds"

All I'm finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that I would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. I think I'm going to puke.

athletic and toned by mylibido October 9, 2008

athletic and toned 

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

athletic and toned by graha259 April 2, 2011