ass munchin 

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

ass munchin by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Ass muncher 

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.

you are such an ass muncher.

Ass muncher by Mr Munecricket February 21, 2009

ass munching cunt face 

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

ass munching cunt face by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

Red diver ass muncher 

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

Red diver ass muncher by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

ass muncher 

a true ass hole

some one who munches lots of ass

shrooms: ily bitchh.
annitto: -_____________-
shrooms: fucking ass muncher

ass muncher by shroomsyo April 9, 2010

ass munchies 

when ones beasty large butt eats ones pants. the sliding of pants of ones buttcrack

Watch weight watchers commercials or take a stroll downtown. you'll see what I mean.

That big woman has the ass munchies

ass munchies by Tokyo Faygo August 24, 2006

Ass muncher 

One who munches (feasts upon) asses (generally by licking bum holes).

Bystander: Jesus Croyst! What the fuck are you doing you ass muncher?!?!
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."

Ass muncher by Ill Doctor September 20, 2014