asphalt cowgirl 

A strong, successful woman, who works on the road or in a typical "mans" line of work... examples.. Construction, Road Construction, truck drivers, oil field, farm work, etc.

A woman running a combine during harvest, she is an asphalt cowgirl, a female safety officer in charge of managing the safety of road crews and plant sites is an asphalt cowgirl, a female carpenter, a woman truck driver, A woman working as a roughneck, woman working and being successful in lines of work that males dominate. Could even be a corporate CEO that is the first woman to make it to the top that travels a lot, she would be an asphalt cowgirl

asphalt cowgirl by Asphalt Cowgirl January 31, 2014

Asphalt toads 

A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.

Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.

Asphalt toads by Jjrodmen June 7, 2021

asphalt hickey 

A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.

i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey

I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).

Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.

asphalt hickey by Jordy M July 7, 2008

asphalt gaming 

One of the best , if not, the best MLG pro team in history. "Asphalt gaming" consists of very handsome men except for one.

Yo man we went asphalt gaming on their ass!

asphalt gaming by too beast April 4, 2015

asphalt sleeping 

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

asphalt sleeping by SHP April 17, 2005

Asphalt Alligator 

(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.

On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.

Asphalt Alligator by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004

Asphalt Rangers 

Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,

walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,

Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.

Asphalt Rangers by food court druides November 23, 2010