Armand Pettenon

someone who always talks about themselves and doesnt shut up about how nice he thinks he is. and always talks about how expensive his items area and is addicted to CHAT ROULETTE!

armand pettenon

Armand Pettenon by Karly C June 16, 2010

armand hakim 

another term for big black cock

what is that??
-looks like armand hakim!
what is that?
-penis

armand hakim by anonymous london August 25, 2011

Armand Doucet 

Probably about the most badass dude on the planet. Founder of the "Iron Will" campaign, a campaign that raises Money/Awareniss for Illniss. Hes a multiple Iron Man Triathloninst and Is in top physical condition. He is also a beloved teacher at Riverview Middle School (If you've seen the photos, yes /hogwarts/ and that was His idea too). Hes an inspiration to us all, and sorry ladies hes taken ;) Hes a fantasic guy and one of the best teachers I've ever had. Thats for being so awesome Mr.D
-An Ex-Student

"Yo, you Remember Armand Doucet, our grade 6 science teacher?"

"Hells yeah, how could I forget!?"

Armand Doucet by Mak-Chan February 19, 2015

Armand Gnanduillet 

Armand Gnanduillet is a synonym for the best player in the world. Messi and Ronaldo got put in a spliff.

Person 1: Hey, who do you think is the best player in the world, Messi or Ronaldo?

Person 2: (shouts aggressively) ARMAND GNANDUILLET

Armand Gnanduillet by Gnanduillet21 December 23, 2019

Armand Van Der Merew 

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

Armand Van Der Merew by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Lopez-Armand 

International civil servant, achieving good work in Geneva even though he doesn't admit it: "I dunno how these people can be satisfied with my work". Has good sense of humour but his best jokes come from his friend and spiritual master Feline. Friendly, generous, this slim and little tortured man could be a real friend if you are from the South like him.

I would like to drink some rosé with lopez-armand in a hot spot of the french riviera and wath the girls walking by the café.

Lopez-Armand by Feline September 12, 2003

Lopez-Armand 

A cool and open minded person travelling all over the world and spreading great ideas even though a little bit cynical.

I saw Lopez-Armand downtown yesterday, I almost fainted.

Lopez-Armand by Brett Fitz September 8, 2003