alcoholic 

A person who always feels two drinks behind.

"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"

alcoholic by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009

alcoholicfetus 

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.

"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"

alcoholicfetus by alcoholicfetus July 14, 2009

Apologetic Alcoholic 

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot

When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

Apologetic Alcoholic by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019

alcoholics eponymous 

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

alcoholics eponymous by Lepus July 2, 2008

stand-in alcoholic 

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

stand-in alcoholic by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010

Alcoholiday 

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.

Alcoholiday by SaintZi April 2, 2011

High functioning alcoholic 

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.

Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."

High functioning alcoholic by Super Thicc November 22, 2020