ass-kissing in agreement 

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

ass-kissing in agreement by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010

prefucktual agreement 

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

prefucktual agreement by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

post nuptial agreement 

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

post nuptial agreement by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

prebumptual agreement 

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump

I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement

prebumptual agreement by bigearl January 22, 2009

agreementh 

the state of agreeing; agreement, with an h at the end. usually said when the person is high or incredibly unintelligent. First said by New York on her popular VH1 show.

New York's mind and heart were at an agreementh.

agreementh by Schnobody January 14, 2008

Herbal Agreement 

An herbal agreement is an acknowledged contract, the terms of which have been agreed upon where payment for items or services is paid in marijuana.

Devin and his mom had an herbal agreement he'd have her car washed by this Friday.

Herbal Agreement by BalkyB December 15, 2014

Wii User Agreement 

An unnecessarily very long sentence, usually trying to hide it using commas and other punctuation.

Person 1: That one sentence is like the Wii User Agreement.
Person 2: Yeah, I can barely read it without 5 insanely deep breaths.

Wii User Agreement by marioisthebest June 28, 2022