adopted children 

you

You are adopted children.

adopted children by Dadass July 7, 2017

Adopted Twins 

A newly pair of fake breast.

Oh man did you know Shelly adopted twins?

Adopted Twins by Just a blk man December 21, 2008

adopted cat 

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

adopted cat by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

adopted identical twin

Someone who is one of identical twins,but is the less intelligent of the twins,hence the term.

Uriah is Brock's adopted identical twin brother,because,unlike Brock,Uriah did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,never made the honor roll,unlike Brock,and finally,unlike Brock,Uriah did not go to college but instead decided to work after high school.

Harun is Musa's adopted identical twinbrother,since Harun,unlike Musa,did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,nor did he ever make dean's list in college,unlike Musa.

adopted identical twin by JMC70 December 6, 2016

adopted milk 

the meanest thing you can call someone

Ollie is adopted milk.

adopted milk by redfenix March 9, 2023

adopted artist 

an artist who is supported by a city not of their origin.

"this picture was taken in milwaukee... i recognize that calatrava-designed bridge. he's the city's adopted artist, i believe."

adopted artist by Miss Tergump Shin December 9, 2008

Adopted Penis 

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

Adopted Penis by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006