Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head 

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2020

cook a turkey with gravy 

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

cook a turkey with gravy by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008

stuffed like a turkey 

To have sex with a girl that is intoxicated, like a large man stuffs his turkey on thanksgiving...

I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey

stuffed like a turkey by Sean Cavanagh February 14, 2006

Starfish on a Turkey 

Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.

A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.

"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)

"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)

"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"

Starfish on a Turkey by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

Having Sex With A Turkey by swope the bird man November 28, 2013

fisting a turkey 

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

fisting a turkey by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.

"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)

having a turkey by Jo-han August 11, 2006