Make like a penis and pull out

When you excuse yourself quickly you use this expression.

Boy walks away from table. "I'm going to make like a penis and pull out."

Make like a penis and pull out by Rod Baker November 2, 2008

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. by jake christy February 2, 2009

Ur genus a penis 

The ultimate supernova of comebacks. More powerful than christ.

John : Ur mom gay
Ethan : Ur genus a penis.

(The nations of the world crumble, as mass suicides erupt by the million, and the rest of the world witnesses the almighty blow.)

Ur genus a penis by 3th4N_$ May 14, 2018

connor is a penis 

when your friend is gay

you: ur gay, so connor is a penis

connor is a penis by ur mom is May 24, 2018

buffalo with a penis face 

A stupid person, foolish and never understand anything

he thinks 1+1=3, he is such a buffalo with a penis face

buffalo with a penis face by Skadoosh Dude Kung Fu 2.0 August 19, 2021

i just took a penis in my butt 

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

i just took a penis in my butt by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis 

The greatest Football route in The World this is how you do it. Run to the side in a circle then run to the other side and do a circle then go to the
Middle and run straight and yell penis

Micheal has 1 bal 2 Balz and a penisssssss

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis by Jimuder Johnson July 17, 2023