your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

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Slurpy town on a noodle bowl

Slurping down/licking the juice off a dude's hairy balls.

After we came, my balls were drenched so she went to slurpy town on a noodle bowl on me.

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When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!

James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!

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Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.

Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle

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Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?

I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.

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Warning someone not to overthink something and hurt their brain.

Hey, don't snoodle a noodle on those deep thoughts.

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