Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.

"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."

"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"

"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."

*Sound of can being opened*

Shit in a Can by Joseph Evans August 18, 2009

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ram-a-can

When you get fucked in the ass

Joey caught gizelle with the meanest ram-a-can

ram-a-can by Sugar dick jones mierda the 3r January 13, 2017

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open a can of whup ass

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.

Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!

open a can of whup ass by El Jefe November 10, 2003

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cosby in a can

Ether/ starting fluid

Damn diesel won't start gotta give it some Cosby in a can to fire it up

cosby in a can by Booger biscuits March 14, 2020

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