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Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

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Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
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Build a little log cabin by the lake 

hey guys ill be back i need to build a little log cabin by the lake

I just dropped a nuke in the lake 

Hey man, it was nice seeing you but I just dropped a nuke in the lake

A Finger Lakes Creemee 

A central NY term referring to the act of cumming on another person’s face after sexual acts. Is called a “creampie” in other states.

Which is difficult when someone from that region travels to Vermont and realizes that is what they call their soft ice cream.
“Oooh baby, get ready for A Finger Lakes creemee!”

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019
A name for a beautiful girl or lady from South Africa. She's funny, short, fast and she's sexy too. She's the type of woman whom you would like to spend the rest of your life(kinda) with and you would never regret anything you do with her(ehhh) but she got attitude(yes she does), don't ever try to disrespect this kind of woman(YOU BETTER NOT) and she bows down to nobody especially a man, you bow down to her!!!!
Alakeh is my bestfriend ever she is so pretty and nice and smart and better then anyone else(jk)
alakeh by alakeh March 1, 2023

alakefic 

Don’t be so bloody alakefic.
alakefic by Thedukeofnewcastle December 27, 2018