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The Pussy licker,pussy licking wallace A real ladies man!Hey girlfriend! you get wallaced last night?Fuck yeh! Doesnt lick pussy for minutes or even hours,but for days!wallace was down there for days!wallace made me forget my own last name! He sucked my pussy till my head caved in!Girfriend one:i think i got wallaced last night!Girlfriend two: how can you tell?Girfriend one: I dont remember your name,my name,or anyone elses name!Girlfriend two: yeh! you got wallaced!wallace not to be confused with fucking wallace,thats a different wallace. Fucking Wallace,all the girls love Wallace,they won't go out with him,he's a nice guy,but he can lick my pussy,Ok if you make me cum one more time Wallace I'll fuck you till your head caves in Bad Wallace,no one knows what Wallace does for a living,I mean he has a nice truck and lots of money? But he's never at work,what does Wallace do? Lick pussy all day?Wallace has the coolest friends.Wallace seems to know everybody! Wallace is quiet and shy but give him a few drinks and he can really dance! Wind up Wallace and watch him go!if you find A Wallace don't let him go! There isn't many guys like Wallace.whatever you do don't piss off Wallace! Wallace will grow cold in seconds if you piss him off! No more pussy licking! Wallace is just gone! WTF Wallace! I was only kidding!
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wallace by pussylickinwallace November 2, 2013
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a word formed by saying 'wall ass' really fast. wall ass, of course means a booty that doesnt have any shape, definition, volume, or ,most importantly, jiggle. the term 'wallace' is useful in the company of teachers, parents, or tattle tales.
Damn, look at that girl, dude, she is a 'wallace'.
Wallace by Lennon Dyer November 13, 2007
to vomit violently. stems from wallace & gromit.
- where's herman?

- oh man it's not pretty. he just wallaced all over his new shoes. that stroker never could hold his drink.

- oh man. that's the 2nd time this week.
wallace by Birdmun March 28, 2007
"I wallaced everywhere last night"
"Ewww careful not to step on that wallace"

"I really need to wallace"
Wallace by Blind1806 June 19, 2013
A great funny nice handsome person never gives up and is athletic a gamer and is fun to talk to.smart and strong
Wallace is such a great person
Wallace by User 1255 October 16, 2019
The act of humiliating ones self while in the act of being offensive. Expressing beliefs that both offend others and make you look like an idiot.
Making a YouTube video blog that insults others while thinking it won't go viral and make you look like an idiot is being a wallace.

Talking trash about your roommates and having the conversation recorded on the answering machine is being a wallace.

Having someone spoof your wallaceness is being wallaced
Wallace by rickerhacker April 2, 2011
This thanksgiving Kevin wallaced the turkey at the dinner table. Again.
Wallace by wallaceaboxofchocolates December 7, 2011