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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Walkie eye

An Australian term for a lazy eye, or a wandering eye. Sometimes refered to as a "Wokie Eye."
Janie's got a walkie eye
Walkie eye by mistahtom August 24, 2005

west side wallies 

A term used to describe those who live in Melbourne's western suburbs, and area synonymous with hicks, violence and Mexican food.
Hey Edward, where is everyone tonight?

Oh, the west side wallies are munching some tacos.
west side wallies by ArgusT May 14, 2011

Cardiff Walkie 

When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.
You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?
Cardiff Walkie by Steamboat Baz December 7, 2006

Walkie-no-talkie 

Accidental cell phone calls to your friends caused by buttons being pressed when your phone is in your pocket, purse etc.
Hey, Jill. You called me yesterday in the morning. I could hear your muffled voice in conversation. You were giving me the walkie-no-talkie.
Walkie-no-talkie by Smiller February 5, 2007
A short-hand term for "you're welcome" that sounds like an insult (such as "yeti").
Emma 1: Guys, I think someone just called me an insult and I don't know what it means. I don't want to say it out loud so I'll type it.
Emma 2: Hm, welkies? Like a welky? I don't know.
Aliza: NOOOOO, YOU'RE WELCOME!
welkies by emma has a karot January 3, 2010