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Please reach into your vagina, pull out your balls, and stop being such an immature asshole.
Valentino: So how have you been?
Girl: Fuck off and go cry to your girlfriend.
Valentino by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023
The kid who is the biggest fan of motorcycles . Also, the kid who cries over being pushed. He doesn't know how to come up with a comeback. He gets mad over the smallest things.
Normally used as a name, for example "That bitch is acting like Valentino
Valentino by WhoIzU March 29, 2017
An ugly fucker who has long ass fingers and thinks he can dance. Valentino is lowkey gay but doesnt wanna admit it. He loves beyonce.
Valentino by CoochieSlapperrr March 6, 2019
he is a very funny guy who can sometimes be mean but, it’s just him trying his best to show his love! Loves his friends with his all and is a twink tbh.. but also is attractive and big dick energy
“valentino you twink
Valentino by bigtwink101 February 22, 2021
Basically a dumbass and a softcock who has a small ass dick and is wanking in the boys bathroom right NOW!!!!!
It's valentino the dumbass
Valentino by YAMUM'SGAE January 10, 2019
Valentino is most of the time a white boy called Valentine who got their name spicified by their Latin partner.
"Valentino and I, we are going to San José"
"I thought he was named Valentine"
"Yes, but my mom can't know that he's a gringo"
Valentino by ididntasktobebornLatina November 20, 2021