To receive a blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump) whilst wearing a blonde wig. It is important to note that one must also deny that the said act ever occurred, and call it "fake news".

J.J: "Hey Rob, I heard Chyna gave you a trumpkin the other day, did you buy your blonde wig on amazon?"
Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news"
J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale"
Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!"
J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"

trumpkin by d$-&-Saladd July 11, 2017

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Trumpkin

A die-hard Donald Trump supporter that would be willing to give Donald Trump a blumpkin.

Everytime Donald Trump talks about deporting a Mexican I want to give him a blumpkin, I'm such a Trumpkin.

Trumpkin by R.Barkley January 16, 2016

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Trumpkin

The act of sexually pleasuring a band member with the bell of ones trumpet.

I gave that kid a trumpkin after we played Stars and Stripes, it was so patriotic.

Trumpkin by miniburbs April 11, 2010

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trumpkin

gettin a blowjob from DONALD TRUMP while takin a shit. Once u ejaculate in his mouth, or even worse, pull an angry dragon, that pud says "ya fired".

origin: blumpkin variations: kumpkin

donald trump cant give tht bitch, amorosa, trumpkin cuz her dick's to damn big

trumpkin by cawlahmahtee/bambee May 28, 2009

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