A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

Pull a triple 

Releasing Fecal matter, Ejaculating, and either intentionally or involuntarily regurgitating the contents of the stomach simultaneously. A legendary move tricky to master.

Matthew: I heard DDD pulled a triple on some girl last night!

Jack: That's a amazing dude!

Aimee: I didn't enjoy being shat on, puked on and ejaculated on at once. Why did DDD pull a triple on me? It's because he's a legend and I now find myself more attracted to him.

Pull a triple by JankMindFuck December 29, 2010

A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness. 

A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!

A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness. by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010

a-triple-s

a-triple-s: asss- a very sizeable, large ass.

I am working out my a-triple-s by sitting eight hours in a chair.

a-triple-s by elladio December 24, 2005

lollying a triple deuce 

To take a shit: the cultured way.

When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.

Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.

The queen was totally lollying a triple deuce back there.

lollying a triple deuce by Assball200 February 25, 2021

Doing a Triple D 

The act of going to a restaurant dressed in a white wig as Guy Fieri with a whole ass fake camera crew pretending to be on the TV show Diners Drive-ins and Dives, hoping that you don’t get caught by restaurant employees and local authorities all because you want free food.

“Ayo I heard you tryna dine and dash tonight?”

“Nah fam, I’m doing a Triple D!!!”

“Please get a life.”

Doing a Triple D by Tartaggz March 4, 2023

a triple shipple

the coolest skateboard trick where you do 3 sommersaults off of a building and hit the floor

gabe: OMG QUINN DIED YESTERDAY WTF?!??!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!??!??!?!??!
astrid: yeah he was hitting a triple shipple off of the miami world trade center i can show you the vid it was crazy AF

a triple shipple by pantsowl November 11, 2021