The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by HulkSmashLoki February 28, 2019

Art trade 

A term commonly used between artist, mainly those on social medias between one another. It is the exchanging of art in any form (though more commonly on traditional media) between one another. Each artist fullfills a request from the other, when complete the artists will give the art to one another in an exchange of works. Both on the giving and receiving ends. With this mutual arrangement, each artist has gained the work of another in what they may deem as equal of value. Though, the arrangements of an art trade should be discussed if it is not with another who you have previously worked with, for some will abandon their end of the agreement only receiving and failing to deliver their part of the deal.

Person 1: I had a fantastic art trade with so and so on instagram, they drew my OC while I drew their dog.

Person 2: that's good for you, maybe I should consider doing an art trade with them as well. Just don't do one with so and so. He completely skipped on his part of the deal! He just took the drawing of his favorite MLP character then abandoned all contact with me, i didn't get my promised drawing of my skyrim character!

Person 1: The bloke! He's a real wanker.

Art trade by Hot cupcake you wish to consum September 30, 2015

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

I write sins not tragedies by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

trade rooks with 

1. The act of sexual intercourse with someone else.
2. Exchanging your towers (rooks) in chess with your opponent.

From The Queen's Gambit:
Margaret: Is there anyone you've met, that you would like to trade rooks with?
Beth: I mean, I trade rooks all the time.
(giggling)
Margaret: I bet you do.

trade rooks with by BRUVTGER October 25, 2020

jackass of all trades 

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

jackass of all trades by Devin84 October 15, 2007

Pocket Trader 

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.

These damn pocket traders are moving the market!

Pocket Trader by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020

Yuri Tarded

Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.

Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance

Yuri Tarded by OldTR October 24, 2019