Totem_pole 

A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.

Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!

Totem_pole by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022

totem pole sisters

two girls who share or have shared the same sexual partner

Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!

totem pole sisters by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014

Totem Pole 

When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.

Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!

Totem Pole by Mitey Fulkron December 22, 2008

TOTEM POLE 

The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.

Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.

TOTEM POLE by Scott Munsie January 7, 2008

Totem Poles 

Totally or Total

'mate I am totem poles gunna shit myself if I eat anymore barley'

Totem Poles by beau.sinko July 10, 2009

Totem Pole 

To engage in cunnilingus while one person straddles another, standing person.

Because I totem poled Jane last night, I am washing the hand prints off the ceiling.

Totem Pole by Malawin Mut July 15, 2009

Totem Sister 

The female version of Eskimo Brothers. Girls that have all been on the same pole.

Kim: "I just fucked Chad!"
Mary: "OMG I totally fucked him last week!"
Kim: "Omg we're like totes Totem Sisters now!"

Totem Sister by kushsmoker6969 October 28, 2017