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Tooty Flute

Comical name for the clarinet. Specifically describes the way the instrument is played.
'Ben plays the Tooty Flute.'
'Yep, he sure does.
Tooty Flute by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006

tooty juice 

when a woman has to shit really bad but has not had it in her butt for a very long time, the shit will come out her pussy. similar to how milk can come out your nose.
i was fuckin this bitch, and she must have had to shit real bad because i looked down and next thing i know there was TOOTY JUICE all over my dick.
tooty juice by marniac June 5, 2009

tooty fajina 

A queefy vagina; a vagina that toots; when a vagina queefs a lot
You have a tooty fajina. Your fajina is tooting. My wife has a tooty fajina.
tooty fajina by O'Qweefs February 1, 2021

Tooty fruity lemme smack that booty 

Please lemme smack it daddy (MOANS) OOH LAALALA smell but cheeks if you dare and if you ware because of a bear. Bro get a life, You stinky

Tooty Fruity

Tooty Fruity by 121612 November 13, 2007

tooty booty 

when you hold a fart in for so long that it squeezes through the closed butt cheeks making a popping noise when the butt cheeks hit eachother on reclosure
"eww what is that smell??"
"what was that sound??"
"sorry, i tried to hold it in but it ended up a tooty booty"
tooty booty by mlw and kmb July 15, 2005