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Tool Bag 

"ah shit man i told your girl she had a nice rack, so she kicked me in the tool bag!"
Tool Bag by Kamran Omidi June 20, 2008

Tool Bag 

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag
Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will
Tool Bag by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006

Tool Bag 

Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.

Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...
Yo AO3 is such a Tool Bag... I hate that bitch nigga.
Tool Bag by YelaWhich July 22, 2011

TOOL BAG 

BRITT WHOLER and/or ANDY MANESS
When someone's acting really gay (thinks his subaru is a mercedes benz, thinks speaking in aim talk is legit, and has a huge schnoz) they can also be be referred to as a subychild, they are a TOOL BAG.
AND/OR
when someone has really gay flo... stubbornly continues to think he is 100% man despite the fact that his voice is so high he undeniably has a vagine, they are a TOOL BAG.
TOOL BAG by gayness123 October 16, 2008

tool bag 

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools
Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools
tool bag by wordception June 18, 2011

tool bag 

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like
tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs
tool bag by reem12 March 8, 2009