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Ass Twiddling 

When one person is not active, they are twiddling their thumbs. When someone doesn't know what they are doing their head is up their ass.

Ass Twiddling is when a team is composed of people who don't take action and seem incapable of doing it, at which point, everyone is shoving their thumbs to twiddle up another's ass.
That division is completely useless. Far too much ass twiddling going on.
Ass Twiddling by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014
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Twern Twiddling 

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).
Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.
Twern Twiddling by KrazzzyKat January 20, 2009

Tiddington 

Have you heard of tiddington? its the coolest village... unlike that place called Ickford
Tiddington by Tidtown87 September 26, 2010
is when you are working from home and logged on your computer and to stop it from going to sleep and your manager knowing you are not working you keep moving the mouse or laptop pad
I was so bored at home when working it takes all my effort just to start twiddling
Twiddling by Markim July 7, 2020
to rub your index and thumb together against a chin beard, also to twiddle another person is a curse, and the creator of the twiddle was the Twiddler.
i just twiddled you. oh shit man how could you just twiddle me like that? Yea i saw it just twiddling evily.
Twiddling by Geezy aka Spiderman February 11, 2009

Tuddling 

The action of snuggling one's toes inbetween those of another in order to warm one's toes, similar to cuddling.
The young man spent the cold morning tuddling his buddyy to keep his feet warm
Tuddling by AngelBuddy October 30, 2012

twiddling your toes 

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)
girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy