poor thinger 

representing sympathy, showing affectionate care & concern for someone or something

dude: What tha eff is wrong with me!? I just dropped an entire bowl of hot nacho cheese on the carpet! I'm so mad at myself! GRRR!!!

chick: Awww hunny! You poor thinger!!! I'm sorry, let me help you clean it up.

OR

dude: Hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?

chick: Naw daddy, you know I dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor thingers!

poor thinger by Kermie's Mommy & Daddy April 15, 2008

poopchute spork thinger 

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger

poopchute spork thinger by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022

Con-thinger 

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".

I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.

Con-thinger by Number 2wo February 23, 2011

dent thinger 

a thing that makes dents on things

"dude nice dent thinger"

dent thinger by dent thinger January 16, 2013

Thunger 

That feeling you get when you make a popular video

I felt the thunger after uploding my bread-themed song parody video

Thunger by wookawakawokawaka June 11, 2021

O' Tinger 

The act of tickling the anus of your sexual partner while giving a reach around. Usually performed by two homosexual males.

Tim thought receiving an O' Tinger from Larry was fabulous!

O' Tinger by Dr Mallory October 21, 2015

Thunger 

That feeling you get when you make a popular video!

A: Hey B, you know that feeling when you make a popular video?
B: You mean thunger?
A: Yeah! Thunger, feel the thunger, lightning and the thunger!
B: This is awesomesauce! LOL!

Thunger by diyosaur June 15, 2021