The Dignity Woman

Noun. The woman with a distinctly posh accent featured in a commercial for the "Comfort Wipe."

She is referenced heavily in situations wherein one claims dignity in an action which requires none. It is generally agreed that the Dignity Woman's accent is fabulous.

Person One: "I never thought I would be able to drunkenly vomit and maintain my dignity."

Person Two: "We've got a regular old Dignity Woman over here!"

Person Three: "Don't be messin' with The Dignity Woman!"

The Dignity Woman by hornickshawn June 23, 2009

the other woman 

the woman standing in the way b/t you and the guy you love, (i.e. his girlfriend) or, the woman whos moving in on your man (i.e. skank)

Never leave a man you even remotely alike alone with the other woman

the other woman by anonymous May 13, 2005

The old woman 

where a man or woman is giving you head and you pull out and cum in their ear after witch you try and talk to them thus giving the affect of being half deaf

"h_y, can y__ he_r _e?"
"Ho_ _o ya l_ke That?"
i gave her the old woman

The old woman by Robbie Chestnutt February 21, 2008

the indian woman

when you bang a chick while she's on the rag and then you pull it out and poke her on the forehead

my girl was on the rag last night so i gave her the indian woman to piss her off.

the indian woman by stevo mcfoleyburger August 14, 2009

The other woman 

That girl who you fuck when ur girl ain’t doing it right in bed

Rachel “I can’t believe that Jimmy has another woman! He says he loves me but he fucks her! That other woman is a hoe!”
Kelly “Step up your game and he won’t have that hoe in the bed.” The other woman is defined as another girl for someone who is in a relationship!

The other woman by Thotfucker101 June 12, 2018

The dirty woman 

When a man tries to use his American Express Black card and gets treated like Julia Roberts in the movie Pretty Woman.

Went to buy a Maserati today and got the Dirty Woman treatment.

The dirty woman by Natatat crazy wombat March 29, 2019

the faceless woman 

A placeholder name for Alexa or Siri to avoid activating them

“My kid won’t stop screaming at our Alexa, it’s driving me crazy.”
“Playing Driving Me Crazy from Spotify”
“You’ve woke The Faceless Woman”

the faceless woman by Rolandofgilead January 23, 2023